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i changed my mind


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Yep, all this no blogging, and look where catching up got me...



One of the reasons I never post is because this blog is linked to an old gmail account, and posting here makes me have to log out of the one I use for everything else. Not a huge deal, I know, but annoying. And it makes me angry every time because blogger doesn't give you the ability to change your email login once you make it a gmail one. Well, Blogger, that's what you get for being hard to work with.

naked bathroom


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"Why are the people on the bathroom signs naked? Well, the girl one has a dress on, how come the boy one doesn't have any clothes?"


-Observant Milo

your mom


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"MY mom goes to college." -Milo (to the Barnes and Noble employee)

the pockets


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Monday Milo transported a spring he found outside and his leftover red stick from eating cheese and crackers from St. George to our house.


Yesterday at the gym he found parts of a broken pen on the ground he wanted to keep.

Today, before he got in the shower, he emptied his pockets. Three pennies, one soda can tab, 5 rubber bands around his wrist and a toy from a 25 cent machine.

He's a little on the odd side, but he's always keeping me amused.

iMilo


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"Look Mom, giant iPhones!"

"Those are iPads, Milo."
(5 minutes later)
"These giant iPhones are really cool."
"It's an iPad, look at the sign, it says iPad."
(3 days later)
"You know what was really cool? When we were at the Apple store and they had those giant iPhones."

yes, i know


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I haven't been so good at the blogging thing. Well, I just feel like my life is pretty same old lately. But to keep up interest on this here page, here's a few random moments from my life:

Last Saturday while Milo was eating Cheetos and chattering away (which he is ALWAYS doing), he suddenly started crying. Like, hold your breath for a few seconds because the pain is that bad, cry. Turns out Milo bit his own finger while eating Cheetos. Yep, chalk one up for the stories I'm retelling to any future girlfriend.

I realized that I have too many decision in life, and I really wish there was a service provided that could make some of them for me.

And I really, REALLY, with all my heart and soul, hate the word juxtapose. I so hope people in the ad world stop thinking it's a useful description for creative things before I get there.

Oh Summer, Milo has forgotten you.


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Milo: Why do you even buy me short sleeve shirts if it's always too cold to wear them?

Me: Because they're for you to wear when it's not winter.
Milo: But it's always winter.

Yes Milo, I feel like that too.


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"Every time I meet a new person, I make a new friend." Milo Rudy

monsters


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Milo: Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and open my eyes and the shadows look like monsters in my room. But I know there aren't really any there, it's just my imagination.

Glad he has that all figured out. Makes my job easier.

while driving in the car...


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Milo: My blood is hot.
Me: It is, huh?
Milo: Yeah, that's why my arm is itchy.

Tricks and Treats!


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Mason once told me that he wants to be a police officer when he grows up. He also said that when he is, he won't give me any tickets. Thanks Officer Rudy, you're the best.

And Milo decided to be a cowboy this year.

And this is Milo handing out treats. Actually, he was yelling at everyone he could see and telling them to come get treats from him. Then at one point he came in and said, "Well, Halloween is over".

Mason decided to try mixing costumes.


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"Look at these popcorn seeds from school...we can grow a popcorn plant with them."

patches, pirates and pee.


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Me: Milo why did you pee your pants?
Milo: Well, I didn't pee them all the way.
Me: Yes you did, I can see that your pants are wet.
Milo: No, because if I had peed them all the way it would be dripping down my leg.

Picture taken before said conversation and pants incident.